just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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