Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
This is classic penis vs brain.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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