dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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