Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
How naked do you want me to be?
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