S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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