i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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