STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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