did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Do vagina's smell?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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