mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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