Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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