He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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