Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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