I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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