Umm I'm too high to move.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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