I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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