I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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