oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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