a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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