god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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