47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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