North Korea, Best Korea!
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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