he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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