We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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