The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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