My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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