love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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