Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I understand Curling. That high.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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