My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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