I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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