is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
So much Jack, so little girl.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
