I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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