Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
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why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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