There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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