We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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