I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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