Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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