what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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