I wanna bring you to show and tell
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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