Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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