If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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