I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He has the fingertips of a God
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