I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Someone came in the potted fern
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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