What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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