margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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