You really coming over, don't trick.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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