Do you still have your period?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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