let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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