I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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