I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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