don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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