Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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