roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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