New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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