awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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