i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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