I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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