just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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