youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
MIDGETS
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may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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